Funny Inspirational Sayings

A collection of funny inspirational sayings for you to enjoy. These are in no particular order. Hopefully you haven't heard some of these before, and hopefully some of them make you think a bit. I've inserted some commentary.

"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves."
-Bertrand de Jouvenal

Think for yourself!

"Time wounds all heels."
-Jane Ace

If you're wronged, let things go. The wrong-doer will get theirs in the end.

"I meant what I said
And I said what I meant...
An elephant's faithful
One hundred per cent!"
-Dr. Seuss (Theodore Giesel)
Horton Hatches the Egg

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-Susan Ohanian

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain

"Libraries are not made; they grow."
-Augustine Birrell

"Rome was not built in one day."
-John Heywood

"Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito."
-Confucius

"The ripest peach is highest on the tree."-
-James Whitcomb Riley

"If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out."
-Arthur Koestler

"Give me a fruitful error any time, full of seeds, bursting with its own corrections."
-Vilfredo Pareto

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
-Thomas Alva Edison

"Minds are like parachutes. the only function when they are open."
-Sir James Dewar

"When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them."
-Confucius

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
-Will Rogers

"Don't waste any time mourning - organize!"
-Joe Hill (Joseph Hillstrom)
(In a letter to William D. Haywood on the day before Hill's execution)